I Heart Hoopskirts

I am not usually one to write poetry, but I did write some satirical poetry in honor of the satirical character hoopskirtman.

I heart hoopskirts because these set me free,

And allow me to be me.

Hoopskirts are fun to wear while twirling in the grass,

I also like to wear these while I am polishing brass.

Hoopskirts are sexy and slury,

Wearing one can make me very burly.

Some women think men who wear skirts are cowards,

But some of us are just known as Howards.

Hoopskirts are super sexy,

My name is the skirted Bexy.