Thursday, May 30, 2013

Funny Things People Do In Public Places

At The College Library?

Really do not want to know why these students decided to get it on in the stacks, but I assume they thought it would be an inconspicuous place. When I was a college student I was working at the campus library, and we were moving part of the collection from one floor to another. The stacks were now desolate and empty and no one was really there, except for a lady that walked by and asked if I was okay since I was up there alone. Anyway after she left I continued to collecting book ends, and I suppose I was somewhat hidden, but the stacks were barren, so I am not sure how this couple did not see me. The couple that walked by were about to liven up what I thought was the ever day task of just collecting the abandoned book ends.

I see a couple walk past me and I do not think much about it because I thought maybe they did not realize all the books had been moved to another floor. Then I hear a male voice announce "Do you think this is a good place to do it?"
Well as you can imagine they did not go up there because they wanted to dust the library shelves and be good Samaritans.
There was lots of heavy breathing and moaning involved, and I am not sure if they went all the way, but I do know that if what they were doing was visible on TV it was probably have a TV 14 Rating. What was I going to do I thought to myself because this was making me feel uncomfortable, so I started making lots of noise with the book ends, and even let a few clank and drop. After awhile the couple noticed they were not alone and left, which was a relief for me. Really do not want to know exactly what they were doing that day, but all I can say is never assume you are completely alone in a public place, no matter how deserted it may seem.
At The Local Lake?
It was the last day of sixth grade and our entire class went on a walking field trip to the local lake, but it was not so much fun since the water is too polluted to even dip your feet in. Some of the kids who did not know how to listen filled up their water guns and shot us, which was gross since the water has many chemicals in it. I have even seen tourists fishing from this lake, which is actually worse because I am afraid they might eat those fish.
I was talking with my friends when one of them pointed out a couple on a blanket. What they were not doing looked like a scene from a PG-13 movie, and the guy sure had wandering hands. I am not sure if they were just so completely out of it that they did not notice there were quite a few sixth graders watching them, or if they just did not care. Anyway after awhile one of the teachers noticed the amorous couple had an audience, and he went over to talk to them about excessive PDA so to speak. Well the guy had really wandering hands and whereas we could not see any nudity, I would definitely say what they were doing in public would shock many conservative parents with kids on that field trip. My friends and I  thought it was hilarious, and it makes you wonder again whether people engage in these acts in public places because they really think no one will see them, or maybe they like the thrill of getting caught. 

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